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*SHADDUP* Christ-Killer>>
Another Hallmark Holiday moment from Wilbur the horse-toothed jackass!
ehe Shabbes Goy, now go turn off my lights!eheh -D, NYC "I'm the only
Jew on TV who isn't afraid to say I'm Jewish or talk about being
Jewish. I'm the one who teaches these people {the show's non-Jewish
family} how to have a real Christmas. I'm the one that shows them that
family and togetherness are what's important. This was a show about a
Jew who is having a Christmas every Jew dreams of. To deny that
growing up, it seemed like Christmas was a more fun holiday - if
anybody wasn't honest about that, they're bullshitting themselves" -
FRAN DRESCHER, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer.."Now a fourth reason why
Myron Cohen is funny..is that he's Jewish. Do not leap to the
illogical conclusion of thinking that to be Jewish is to be funny. But
to be funny & Jewish is generally to be funny in an extra rich way.
Some Jewish comedians bring practically nothing to their social
background or their styles of performing. Jack Benny did not do
that...for example Groucho Marx had not done that...But others, such
as Myron Cohen bring a great deal of their social background to comedy
that it greatly enriches their presentation." - STEVE ALLEN, intro to
HBO COMEDY PRESENTS MYRON COHEN.."In 1979, Time Magazine estimated
that whereas Jews made up only 3% of the American population, fully
80% of professional comedians were Jewish" - THE HAUNTED SMILE, The
Story of Jewish Comedians In America By LAWRENCE J. EPSTEIN..".."In
New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish. If you live in
Butte, Montana, you're going to be Goyish, even if you're Jewish!" eh
- LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, umpteenth sweet, Jewish
NYer.."I can't help feeling sorry, though, for an inventor who got
cheated out of having his name identified with his creation. The
dirigible airship, supposedly the creation of Count Zeppelin, was
actually the brainchild of an obscure Jewish inventor, David Schwarz,
in 1892. Before he could make his trial flight he died, and Count
Zeppelin bought the patents from his widow. If life were fair, we
would really point up to the sky whenever we see a Zeppelin and yell
out, "There's a Schwarz!" And of course then the rock group would also
have to be known as Led Schwarz!" LOL - excerpt from, "THE COMPLETE
IDIOT'S GUIDE TO JEWISH HISTORY AND CULTURE BY RABBI BENJAMIN
BLECH".."These Jewish Blues Brothers formed the first major blues
label" - LEONARD & PHIL CHESS, CHESS RECORDS.."It does have a
psychological sort of impression on me. Despite the fact that we can
play for 18,000 people in Chicago, it's far more important to do
better in New York" - ROBERT PLANT.."New York City is a friendly old
town, from Washington Heights to Harlem on down" - BOB DYLAN, b.
Zimmerman, sweet Jew, "Voice of a Generation, Top 100 selling artist
of all-time, #1 rock song of all-time, "Like A Rolling Stone," as
voted by Rolling Stone Magazine